the pop-up wars...written by MOI...
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and so the story begins one summer afternoon in the humble abode owned by my parents. i was just minding my business when:
xXimAsuperNERDXx: antoine!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: it`s attacking me!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: THE spyware!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: THE adware!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: THE POP UPS!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: AAAAAH!
cellphoneGEEK1: yeah... i don't know
xXimAsuperNERDXx: antoine!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i`m sinking
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i`m sinking in rednova security warnings napster xbox AAAALLALASHO:SIDYG OISDYG
a few moments later...
xXimAsuperNERDXx: antoine
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i won the battle
xXimAsuperNERDXx: my mouse and i have conquered all
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i should write a stroy about this
xXimAsuperNERDXx: hahaha
cellphoneGEEK1: hahaha
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i should
xXimAsuperNERDXx: the battlefield was bleak
xXimAsuperNERDXx: barrenxXimAsuperNERDXx: a dull shade of forest green
xXimAsuperNERDXx: clicking and typing away: URLS, myspaces, AIM...neverending trek through the wires of technology
xXimAsuperNERDXx: suddenly, frozen
xXimAsuperNERDXx: like tongue to an ice cube.
xXimAsuperNERDXx: no way to escape!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i had only my mouse to protect me from the dangers that lurked around the corner of the next window
xXimAsuperNERDXx: my eyes!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: burned with advertisements USELESS to my needs
xXimAsuperNERDXx: adware after spyware after popup after popup
xXimAsuperNERDXx: fear trembled in my veins as i clutched my mouse and we began to fight
xXimAsuperNERDXx: a long hard and stressful battle
xXimAsuperNERDXx: X after X we clicked
xXimAsuperNERDXx: until they were all diminished
xXimAsuperNERDXx: when NO!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: they were not!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: trickery, i say!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: mere trickery!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: they all rose to fight once more
cellphoneGEEK1: hah
xXimAsuperNERDXx: suddenly
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i thought to myself!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: WINDOWS TASK MANANGER!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: control
xXimAsuperNERDXx: alt
xXimAsuperNERDXx: delete
xXimAsuperNERDXx: one by one i clicked upon a popup and clicked "end task"
xXimAsuperNERDXx: slowly they disappeared from the screen
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i know the battle is over...but the war has yet to begin...
xXimAsuperNERDXx: the end!
cellphoneGEEK1: hahaha
STOP THE EVIL
