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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

the pop-up wars...written by MOI...
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and so the story begins one summer afternoon in the humble abode owned by my parents. i was just minding my business when:

xXimAsuperNERDXx: antoine!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: it`s attacking me!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: THE spyware!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: THE adware!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: THE POP UPS!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: AAAAAH!
cellphoneGEEK1: yeah... i don't know
xXimAsuperNERDXx: antoine!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i`m sinking
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i`m sinking in rednova security warnings napster xbox AAAALLALASHO:SIDYG OISDYG

a few moments later...

xXimAsuperNERDXx: antoine
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i won the battle
xXimAsuperNERDXx: my mouse and i have conquered all
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i should write a stroy about this
xXimAsuperNERDXx: hahaha
cellphoneGEEK1: hahaha
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i should
xXimAsuperNERDXx: the battlefield was bleak
xXimAsuperNERDXx: barrenxXimAsuperNERDXx: a dull shade of forest green
xXimAsuperNERDXx: clicking and typing away: URLS, myspaces, AIM...neverending trek through the wires of technology
xXimAsuperNERDXx: suddenly, frozen
xXimAsuperNERDXx: like tongue to an ice cube.
xXimAsuperNERDXx: no way to escape!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i had only my mouse to protect me from the dangers that lurked around the corner of the next window
xXimAsuperNERDXx: my eyes!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: burned with advertisements USELESS to my needs
xXimAsuperNERDXx: adware after spyware after popup after popup
xXimAsuperNERDXx: fear trembled in my veins as i clutched my mouse and we began to fight
xXimAsuperNERDXx: a long hard and stressful battle
xXimAsuperNERDXx: X after X we clicked
xXimAsuperNERDXx: until they were all diminished
xXimAsuperNERDXx: when NO!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: they were not!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: trickery, i say!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: mere trickery!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: they all rose to fight once more
cellphoneGEEK1: hah
xXimAsuperNERDXx: suddenly
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i thought to myself!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: WINDOWS TASK MANANGER!
xXimAsuperNERDXx: control
xXimAsuperNERDXx: alt
xXimAsuperNERDXx: delete
xXimAsuperNERDXx: one by one i clicked upon a popup and clicked "end task"
xXimAsuperNERDXx: slowly they disappeared from the screen
xXimAsuperNERDXx: i know the battle is over...but the war has yet to begin...
xXimAsuperNERDXx: the end!
cellphoneGEEK1: hahaha



STOP THE EVIL SITH LORDS! POP UPS!!!

Sunday, June 12, 2005

wow. it`s definitely been awhile. i need to wake up and smell the flowers.
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hey everyone! i`m sorry, i haven`t been on in a while. well actually, i kid you, i go on my blog everyday. i`m just too lazy to actually blog. right, so with that said, i`m going to start you on my trek through a long and somewhat busy week. ready? it`s gonna be a long ride. okay, so we`ll start with sunday. i believe that day was boring. or was it? not COMPLETELY...i hung out with my cousins at my tita edith`s house. on monday, it was boring because people were still at school. tuesday was my cousin kyle`s 8th grade graduation. it was long. we stayed there forever. i had no idea my cousin was so freaking popular. after staying there for about three years, we went back to kyle`s house and had some pizza and began making money leis for my cousin gerald whose graduation was the next day. however, i had to leave shortly after. so the next day, my cousins picked me up and we went to independence`s graduation. that was fun. it was long though, and it rained. how retarded. anyway, after the graduation, we went to manang and christine`s house and ate food. we also watched weird videos on big-boys.com and watched dance with the stars on ABC. it was a good show. my cousin thinks that sam from general hospital is hot, and i would be lying if i said i did not agree. thursday and friday were boring. i did shit. on friday night, mike and i stayed up until five AM talking on the phone. i don`t know...it just didn`t feel that late to us so we decided to keep talking. however, i ended up waking up at 10:30 AM because my titos were downstairs building my floor. ugh. piss me off why don`t you. it`s ok though, i took a nap. sometime in the afternoon, my uncle roland came with my cousins rochelle, RJ, and robyn. it was sooo fun. we played HORSE, and four square, and watched TV, and took some of the stupidest pictures ever. my God, my house is haunted. if you look at the pictures, there`s thousands of ORBZ floating around the place. oh well, like mike said, they`ve never bothered me before...so they`re prolly harmless ghosts. today, i woke up at 12--i guess to make up for all the days of lost sleep over the school year. i went driving with my dad. my neck hurts from having to keep backing up because my parking is "too crooked". ugh. parking is a BIT hard. i got the hang of it a little though. hmm. what else? i drove home...that was alright. i saw an accident at an intersection. kinda crazy. hmm...i`m not nervous driving anymore =). yay. mmkay. i`m gonna go now. i`m done. later.